Who ya gonna call?

"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck) 01/30/2019 at 09:48 • Filed to: None

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Zombie Outbreak Response Team!

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/30/2019 at 09:55

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But will it protect us against whatever bullshit named storm the weather channel is hyping?

Chuckles > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/30/2019 at 09:57

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That goes great with this Jeep on my local CL:

https://allentown.craigslist.org/cto/d/bethlehem-jeep-wrangler-lifted-mint/6804888159.html

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/30/2019 at 09:57

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This looks like someone made a bad prank on them with red/green paint

Chuckles > Chuckles 01/30/2019 at 09:57

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“Mint"

facw > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/30/2019 at 10:11

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At my previous office, there was a guy with a Kia Soul done up like this.

TheRealBicycleBuck > My X-type is too a real Jaguar 01/30/2019 at 10:21

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Probably not. It’s probably never seen anything more challenging than a paved curb.

P5guy now GTIguy > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/30/2019 at 10:23

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These stickers are cancer 

TheRealBicycleBuck > Chuckles 01/30/2019 at 10:24

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I didn’t realize this is a thing. Caught me by surprise!

http://uszort.com/Home_Page.php

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/30/2019 at 10:27

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Throw it and its owner in the trash.

DipodomysDeserti > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/30/2019 at 10:47

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I always assume people like this have human  body parts in their freezer.

Chuckles > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/30/2019 at 10:56

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“Let me start by saying if you are looking for a sissy, get stuck in 2 inches of snow stock Jeep you may want to leave this ad now.

BUT if you are looking for a one of a kind, BADASS, off-roading, mud-bogging custom jeep; look no further!

If you want ADVENTURE, you have come to the right place. This jeep comes equipped with custom roll bars, seat covers, and sweet vinyl detailing.

You can rest a sure that you will be safe from a zombie apocalypse if you’re in this bad boy!”

Very classy.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Chuckles 01/30/2019 at 11:02

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Hilarious. I wonder if the Jeep comes with a free membership to ZORT.

Chuckles > TheRealBicycleBuck 01/30/2019 at 11:05

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Probably. Also, what stock Jeep is getting stuck in 2 inches of snow? Any car with decent tires and some weight over the drive wheels can handle 2 inches of snow.